Book of Pie

The holy book of the Church of Pie. It tells the account of the creation of pie and foretells the coming of the ultimate pie. Important figures include Mister Q and Uberman.
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slam books

Books which would contain a person or teacher topic of some sort and was passed around where other students would write mean or harshful comments about them. In other words, "slamming" them, hence the term. They came around the 1940's and have since been forgotten and are mainly nationally banned. Virtual slam books are publicised on the internet where a question will be asked and the original "book" will be returned to the author, filled in.

The origin of the name can be:
To slam students, or other faculty.
Or the book was slammed when the teacher was near.
Me: I heard Jen has spread like wildfire on the slam books.
by SnowKid32 April 08, 2008
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to read a book

Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)
"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"
by Monkey! December 04, 2004
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book goggles

phenomenon in which one's time in the bookfield makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; works wonders for people of all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages.
During delivery week, I thought the 45 year old heffer and her 13 year old daughter were the two hottest pieces of meat in the market. Thank you Book Goggles.
by Joe @ UT August 08, 2006
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The Book of Lecantechomy

The Book of Lecantechomy is a collection of stories, that chronicles the many battles of The Great Meme War.
Nico lent me a copy of The Book of Lecantechomy.”
by Meme Mage March 26, 2019
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Book Museum

"Have you been to the new library?"
"Oh, you mean the book museum?"
by jackola March 15, 2009
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