after smoking a shitload of weed one will say said phrase in a way most confused.
Crap basket *oofties* noun
Crap basket *oofties* noun
by Taylor Forbes August 25, 2016
Get the Crap basket *oofties*mug. Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.
by CKing February 8, 2013
Get the Underwater Basket Weavingmug. In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."
"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."
"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."
"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."
by Nat Turner September 15, 2008
Get the Putting the lotion in the basketmug. My girlfriend laquanda was mad at me So did the Chinese Basket trick for her and she was so pleased, she said it was the best salty kung pow chicken she ever had
by Papolia November 6, 2009
Get the The Chinese Basket Trickmug. Bob-Dude that chili taste really weird!
Nigger-Thats because i hoover bread basketed your chili next time dont steal my kool aid.
Nigger-Thats because i hoover bread basketed your chili next time dont steal my kool aid.
by buttright December 20, 2010
Get the Hoover Bread basketmug. What Hypothermia does
by dan July 15, 2003
Get the puts the lotion in the basketmug. Shopping basket confidence is the amount of confidence one has in the ability of the basket to hold all items that will be purchased on a trip inside the grocery store. This variable confidence score is used to determine whether the shopper will use a shopping basket or opt for a cart. Shopping basket confidence is generally very high at the front of the store prior to loading any items in said basket. The confidence level decreases rapidly however as the patron wanders aimlessly about the store picking up items they suddenly remembered were necessary in order to make it til the next trip. The patron must then decide to either leave without getting all required items or suffer the ultimate humiliation by going back to the front of the store and getting a cart. The level of shame at that moment is exactly proportional to the previous shopping basket confidence.
It should be noted that men generally have higher shopping basket confidence than women. They tend to believe they can fit enough supplies into the shoebox size basket to wage an expedition to the North Pole. It is also generally accepted that the bigger hurry you are in the more shopping basket confidence you have.
It should be noted that men generally have higher shopping basket confidence than women. They tend to believe they can fit enough supplies into the shoebox size basket to wage an expedition to the North Pole. It is also generally accepted that the bigger hurry you are in the more shopping basket confidence you have.
Dude! My shopping basket confidence was shattered when I remembered I needed a case of beer, a case of sodas and a 40 pound sack of dog food.
by heywoodgblowme September 18, 2013
Get the shopping basket confidencemug.