by Master Dutch April 18, 2018
When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.
When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.
by Professor Screeb July 01, 2017
The act of covering your lover in a duvet then cumming over her face whilst ripping out a large fart.
Oh man, I gave the mrs a Dutch Eggnog last night and she threw up so bad. My sheets looked like a bad day in Bagdad afterwards.
by mac 007 December 28, 2015
The dutch entwinement is when a man cums on another persons face (man or women) and the other licks it from around their mouth. They then scrap the rest of the cum off and masturbate with it until they cum. After they have both persons cum in their hand they finger blast the others mouth with each others cum that has been entwined into one cum
by Twerkplays February 03, 2014
When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.
“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”
by Chillosophy August 06, 2018
When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face
by Muffins. November 10, 2019
The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler
Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.
by Rawnie Throbbins June 24, 2023