Hurt Horny

A state of being in which a person is so horny, it hurts.

Person 1: Hey dude, you okay? You've been acting a little off lately.
Person 2: Yeah, I good. Just hurt horny, that's all.
Person 1: Damn, my condolences.

by mommymilky0303 May 23, 2022

Hurted

When V*** questions your super skilled english

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A fancy word for ouch

Did you do the math homework?

No it made my brain hurted

by Stanloooona August 14, 2018

hurted

used when you have been hurt in the past tense

that shit hurted

by vocabulary man 1234 July 20, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.

by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024

Hurt

Call burt

Hurt ? Call Burt

by Imnotfunny:) December 15, 2019

Hurted

If someone punches you that shit hurted

If you punch me I will say that shit hurted

by Maria who else November 23, 2021