i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

I'm gooping, I'm gunking

A phrase in english that means one is having fun.

Person1: How are you doing, Person2

Person2: I'm gooping, I'm gunking

by Captain Reuben Price April 18, 2023

going to Ionia

Having anal sex with your girlfriend.

Yeah, tonight Brittany and I are going to Ionia. Score!

by cheeseandpeas December 14, 2010

going full walrus

Changing your mindset to that of a walrus

It's was at that point that Wallace lost his shit by going full walrus

by Elgood January 28, 2015

Going for a walk

When someone gets so depressed that they need to go for a damn walk. This walk isn't any kind of walk. Its a walk about sad hours and rethinking life.

Daniel: Kevin you are so damn stupid.
Phillip: Ya Kevin no one likes you.
Kevin: I'm going for a walk...
Daniel and Phillip: Oh shit.

by Definitely not Daniel August 8, 2018

going Joe Davis

Going totally crazy over something even when you are in the wrong and have no substance behind your argument, using insults and name-calling to "prove your point"

That nigga Joe went Joe Davis on me after I said the Yankees have more titles than the Sox. He said, "BUT DA SAWX WON LAST YEAR DATS ALL THAT COUNTS YOU MOTHERBuddyPicING DIPBuddyPic. GO SUCK A COCK"

by DaNigPig February 16, 2005

going public

A company that's originally privately-owned "goes public" when it lists itself on a stock market and sells its shares to the public. It then becomes "publicly-owned", as the true owners of the company are not its directors or executives but its shareholders.

Upon hearing that the company was going public, the investors started speculating how the decision would impact the company's performance.

by Quint Sakugarne March 25, 2007