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Fudge-Puckery

To tighten ones anus half way through an especially large turd, causing one half to fall into the toilet/bin, and to make the rest be forced back into the sphincter painfully.
" hello. ambulance please. i have just tried to do a banging shat and i have suffered third degree fudge-puckery..."
by Danny McFudgehole April 29, 2009
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Fudge the Duck

The art of lathering a fudge or chocolate glaze on a piece of raw or cooked duck.

It was started by the ancient warriors in the mountains of China and it eventually died out in the late 19th century. Although most would believe it to be gone, some still practice it to this day.
I used to Fudge the Duck with my Uncle Steph.
by Ericthelast July 25, 2016
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Fudge Rolls

A really fat black person, usually female.
Look out! Here comes fudge rolls! She's gonna squish us if we don't get outta the way!!!
by Frankie Bennett August 30, 2012
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fudge packer

a person who packs poo and ships it out to to fertilizer companies.
john + stalion shit + tin can + UPS = fudge packer
by acid bob December 22, 2008
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Fudge Pudgins

A fudge pudgins is a person who is seemingly unaware of their environment and gives the appearance of being a tortfeasor at any given time. This is due to their innate ability to comprehend very little in respect to any form of social interactions and tends to drool a little bit when engaged in introductory conversations with members of both the same and opposite sex. A visually defining characteristic of the so-call "Fudge Pudgins" is the round belly and stubby arms.
Frank: Hey, my name is Frank, how's it going?
Fudge Pudgins Person: Girglepoof... *drool*
Frank: Yeah... about that... *walks away quickly*
by Kris Brier-Jones October 21, 2007
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fudge turnover

The result of a drunk person passing out and crapping in their bed then rolling around until the next afternoon.
I got so a wasted last night that I woke up in a huge stinky fudge turnover today
by c. rollz October 19, 2013
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fudge mcflurry

A chilled cup of fresh dookie butt butter. Fresh from a street venders turd cutter.
Yummy, my husband just have me a fudge mcflurry and I love him
by Jbabysweettuna February 23, 2014
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