Fudge-Puckery

To tighten ones anus half way through an especially large turd, causing one half to fall into the toilet/bin, and to make the rest be forced back into the sphincter painfully.

" hello. ambulance please. i have just tried to do a banging shat and i have suffered third degree fudge-puckery..."

by Danny McFudgehole April 29, 2009

fudge mcflurry

A chilled cup of fresh dookie butt butter. Fresh from a street venders turd cutter.

Yummy, my husband just have me a fudge mcflurry and I love him

by Jbabysweettuna February 23, 2014

Fudge Dong

Black cock, Black dick

Damn, that booshie ass white crack head bitch is about to get the Fudge dong from that ghetto negro

by Appiezy Foshiesy April 22, 2010

Fudge Spoon

When a girl is consipated you use the head of your dick like a shovel to get the shit out. Otherwise known as, de-turding.

Jennifer told Payden, "I am feeling constipated... I think I need a fudge spooning...."

by Payden Reeed September 2, 2011

Fudge Pudgins

A fudge pudgins is a person who is seemingly unaware of their environment and gives the appearance of being a tortfeasor at any given time. This is due to their innate ability to comprehend very little in respect to any form of social interactions and tends to drool a little bit when engaged in introductory conversations with members of both the same and opposite sex. A visually defining characteristic of the so-call "Fudge Pudgins" is the round belly and stubby arms.

Frank: Hey, my name is Frank, how's it going?
Fudge Pudgins Person: Girglepoof... *drool*
Frank: Yeah... about that... *walks away quickly*

by Kris Brier-Jones October 21, 2007

fudge sagging

The act of shitting when your shit hits your saggy testicles.

A man was having a nice, happy shit, but then he started fudge sagging and was forced to wash his balls.

by Tartauras May 18, 2016

Fudge the Duck

The art of lathering a fudge or chocolate glaze on a piece of raw or cooked duck.

It was started by the ancient warriors in the mountains of China and it eventually died out in the late 19th century. Although most would believe it to be gone, some still practice it to this day.

I used to Fudge the Duck with my Uncle Steph.

by Ericthelast July 25, 2016