Fosslehoff

To diatribe, monologue, speak ad infinitum about the most mundane aspects of one's own life and experiences

Brian is going to fosslehoff his way through that lesson

by Seattle Brian January 7, 2009

Fossil Boy

A young man, usually bearded, who engages in the activities of old men. E.g. boules, chess, and the drinking of gin or port.

''Why didn't **** come out tonight?''
''He's having a quiet night in with a glass of port and the Monty Python collection.''
''.... Fossil Boy

by scaryfairy June 9, 2009

forsse

A person who is from Africa but is of the white race and tries to be black but to no avail.

I spotted a young forsse on the basketball court who was sporting a do-rag, a golden chain with matching grill, and new nikes that he thought would help him fit in with the black children

by chrisydablack January 6, 2010

Fossilcheese

Whatever the heck you want it to mean! Originated in Waterloo Ontario.

What the Fossilcheese are you doing!

Fossilcheese! My teacher gave me an F!

by hola im mexican May 22, 2010

flossing the oboe

(v.) to elbow a sexual partner in the mouth within a half-hour of intercourse.

She was so upset that I had given her a Spanish Wipe that she was flossing the oboe before I knew it.

by mrmantis March 2, 2011

Fossilbook

Noun - the slang name commonly given to Facebook upon the discovery that over half of the users are now age 35+

Oh my god, I saw that picture of your new orthotic shoes on your Fossilbook profile!

by Russ68 June 16, 2011

Fossier

A person who fears being eaten by cannibals.

Don't be a fossier, the people in that village are very friendly.

by RandyRuckus March 8, 2013