When a man woman or apache helicopter has copious amounts of sweaty or wet ass hair and wring it out onto someone else’s face then use it to moisturise their lips
by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025

by Big twin April 2, 2019

A Virginia forest fire is when two girls scissor so hard their pubes start on fire.
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
Guy 1: Did you here Mary and Leah made a Virginia forest fire last night?
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
by The Etter January 15, 2015

by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021

An otherwise smart person who is particularly gullible when presented with evidence about polish traditions, especially about aliens. Not racist but just not grounded in any sense of reality.
Hey bro - I think I was abducted by aliens last night.
Response - Bro - that neva happened - you a real Forest Turk.
Response - Bro - that neva happened - you a real Forest Turk.
by BB Marv August 20, 2025

Bringing out a troll doll with rainbow hair for a quick jaunt through the party. Usually his appearance is very brief.
by silverseal September 18, 2011

by Koupelna_ August 2, 2021
