Forest Hills NJ

Forest hills is a large neighborhood connected to a few others. There’s one thing most people don’t tell you about forest hills and I’m here to spill the truth. Apart from most people who live there being ghetto and weird, it’s actually haunted. I was with a buddy of mine in July of summer 2024 at the park that’s near laurel lane, it was about 10 PM when we were just talking and hanging out and heard whispering. There was no one there but we could see a faint shadow of somebody in the field next to it. We went out to investigate and the shadow disappeared. He is referred to as the Forest Hills Shadow man. He lurks around and you can hear his whispers and silent cries. You can also see and hear him moving about in the woods nearby. There’s also many homeless people living in tents in forest hills and all sorts of animals that live there that can attack you at any given moment. The most fun thing to do is explore forest hills at night in the dark in the woods with your friends and ding ding ditch people. But beware, the shadow man lurks nearby as well as vicious coyotes and wild cats that are nearing attack at any moment.

Kid1 : wanna go to the park in forest hills NJ?
Kid2: Hell no! The shadow man and his pack of coyotes lurk there.

by rappermemes79 January 18, 2025

titty forest

Situation where a female refuses to prune the hair around her breast...

When intent on nipple stimulation using ones teeth...one encounters titty forest, resulting in hair between their teeth...

by fireplug February 17, 2014

Forest Guest

Bringing out a troll doll with rainbow hair for a quick jaunt through the party. Usually his appearance is very brief.

We're going to bring out Forest Guest if the party slows down.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

hood forest

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Nick's truck smells like black ice, he had hood forest of sir fresheners on his mirror.

by Big twin April 2, 2019

irish forest

How your toilet looks after eating lucky charms

Bro who left an Irish forest in the target bathroom?

by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021

Forest Turk

An otherwise smart person who is particularly gullible when presented with evidence about polish traditions, especially about aliens. Not racist but just not grounded in any sense of reality.

Hey bro - I think I was abducted by aliens last night.

Response - Bro - that neva happened - you a real Forest Turk.

by BB Marv August 20, 2025

Rain forest drizzle

When a man woman or apache helicopter has copious amounts of sweaty or wet ass hair and wring it out onto someone else’s face then use it to moisturise their lips

Marc gave darryl a rain forest drizzle and he enjoyed it very much

by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025