Better Breakfast

(1) A raw, uncontrollable force so sexually attractive that it defies all explanation and reasoning.

Not even Walshy can resist the sexual powers of Better Breakfast.

by [-Baker-] February 10, 2004

Breakfast Roulette

That awkward moment when you don't know what's spiked in your fridge.

<Wake up in the morning...>
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"

by herp derpy December 14, 2012

Public breakfast

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"

Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.

by Thethekvr May 14, 2014

Breakfast Walk

An early morning walk by a junkie, in search of a final fix.

Epileptic scarecrow type person usually walking erratically during breakfast hours high outta their mind, known as doing the Breakfast walk

by Noticatoxin January 16, 2011

gangbang on breakfast

Being especially rough on a situation in the morning.

You mad at breakfast time? Why you gotta gangbang on breakfast?

by FireMonkeyHoneyBaker October 31, 2022

Breakfast head

When you wake up in the morning and your spouse starts giving you head before you even speak

My girlfriend gave me the best breakfast head I've ever had this morning.

by Breakfast head November 1, 2021

Stoners' breakfast

eating a lot very early in the morning (12-5am)

I could'nt sleep because I was too full, I had a stoners' breakfast.

by maninamask01 September 4, 2010