Elephant Flakes

The finest form of well aged ecstasy in large quantities.

After boofing all the elephant flakes I woke up in canadian sweatpants.

by Puff the magic dragon April 13, 2013

Ketchup Flakes

The dried out ketchup on the lid of a ketchup bottle, sometimes clogging up the hole.

Ketchup Flakes are one of the most disgusting things in the world.

by awmm May 31, 2015

Booty Flakes

Corn Flakea With HELLA Sugar & Pieces Of Dookie Sprinkled On top

"Booty Flakes Taste WAYYYYY Better Than Yo Ass Flakes Barbra"

by Mango & Pineapple March 4, 2018

snow globe flakey

A way of describing that a man is flamboyantly gay.

There's no doubt about that guy being gay. He's snow globe flakey!

by flacker August 22, 2006

Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes

Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes

by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018

New-Age Flakes

People who believe in conspiracy theories and/or want to overthrow the Powers That Be. These people differ from right-wing militia types; tending to be the more peaceful and the hippie-esque branch of the culture. They present as non-assuming & are often disaffected liberals who just believe they are getting closer to The Truth.

Q: “Do you think we’ll get into the venue to see David Icke speak on the New World Order?”
A: “I don’t know if we look like the proper kind of New-Age flakes...”

by gutter_yt April 18, 2020

flaker

When lakers fail at basketball.

Hi, my name is _______ and I'm a FLAker!

by jaaseee May 28, 2010