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Johnny Fingers

The art of using both your middle finger and forefinger on both hands to swear at someone whilst alternatiely raising each outstretched arm.
Person 1- "I hate you, go away"
Person 2- Ooooh give them the johnny fingers!
Person 3- *gives Johnny Fingers*
Person 1- Omg did you just give me the johnny fingers?
by Amee and Lily July 10, 2007
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flower finger

After you secretly scratch your bare asshole you tell your friends how weird it is that your fingers smell like flowers. Then when they take a whiff, BAMO!, they get a first class sniff of what your ass smells like.
"Dude, thats weird, my fingers smell like flowers." "Really?" "yeah check it out."
"OH, DEAR GOD!!"
by Ross and Chiu May 14, 2005
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Stink Finger

The smell associated with inserting your fingers in a woman's vagina.
I fingered Louise last night and got me stink finger
by Sheldon December 26, 2003
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Finger Whore

Someone, usually a female, that loves to get fingered. They ask their boyfriend to finger them all the time no matter what is going on.
Gabby is a finger whore. She makes me finger her all the time.
by I Like IT February 24, 2008
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finger bomb

To insert ones fingers, (usually the index and middle) into a females vagina. Also known as finger banging, stinky pinky, and stinky finger.
Dude i toattly finger bombed julie at the movies last night when you were holding hands with her, and i was sitting next to you guys.
by Kevin Ballatore March 19, 2008
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Finger rule

A rule for determining a woman's worth during a hookup. One finger is a gift from above, two fingers is a perfect fit, three or more and you've got a whore.
"The finger rule lets me know that this girl was a gift from above, I could barely fit one finger in there"
by HawaiianHigh August 21, 2008
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Middle finger

Random guy: you're so ugly omg why are you even here
Girl: fuck off *shows him the middle finger*
by lolimabitch June 2, 2013
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