The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.

“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”

by The lonely man February 7, 2018

Big Frosty

Big Frosty is the coolest guy you know. When you meet a guy who they call Big Frosty you should consider yourself to be one of the luckiest people to walk the earth.

"I met Big Frosty last night...the rumors weren't wrong he was amazing!"

"I was standing next to Big Frosty at the urinal I was embarrassed when he whipped out his Big Frosty"

by SmartestAssInTheClass August 5, 2023

Frosty the snowman

The act of having sex doggy style and shoving two ice cubes and a carrot in your girls ass

Christmas Eve Cindy and I were having sex, I ran to the kitchen and got some ice and a carrot , then returned to give her a frosty the snowman.

by EET3 November 18, 2022

the chocolate frosties

When you're taking a shit and it's not exactly solid but not liquidy enough to classify as diaheria and is almost like one long turd that is almost like a frosty

I shouldn't have eaten that Chinese food because now i got the chocolate frosties.

by Talonghoul July 27, 2016

Frosty milkshake

After getting a boobjob a man ejaculates on to the bare breasts of the woman, next the man slaps the woman's cum drenched boobs making them jiggle or "shake" with the milky cum all over them.

Tula slapped Marcus after he gave her a frosty milkshake.

by DannyTheScoob April 10, 2017

frosty mushroom

A canadian sex move. Prior to sex, you go outside, and stick the head of your penis in the snow bank until the head is nice and cold, and then proceed to fuck your partner.

Kyle : Yeah man, last night during the snow storm I gave her a frosty mushroom

by fenrirwolfe March 12, 2019

Cold Frosty Doggy

When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.

My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.

by RideBigPony August 2, 2024