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Tends to have longer hair than other males. Never has money on him and doesn't care about anything. Usually Throws up after around 3 shots have consuming. Ethan's also have some of the longest heads out of any name. There nicknames vary from Dude or Absolute Long Head.
Dude, Check out that Ethan.
Ethan by Devil85 May 24, 2017
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a tall kid. ¯\__/¯
man that Ethan tall.
A boy who doesn’t know if he wants you or 14 other girls. A boy who is amazing but really all he does is hurt you. He’ll lead you in and in the end fuck up your whole life.
Wow Ethan sure broke me
Ethan by Unicornchickennugget October 9, 2017
Kid who doesn’t give a shit about anything but him/her self. Also a motherfucking bitch who watches porn, also a chotch who has a bitchy personality that makes him watch too much porn and r rated shit. Biggest motherfucking bithchy cunt dickhead arrogant, also know as Fuck boy. He also can not keep a fucking secrète for his shity ass life. He’s a fucking stupid little bitch that eats poopoo.he can fucking kiss my ass becuase he is a Little BITCH ANF HE IS A LONER ANDHAS NO FRIENDS AT ALL BECAUSE he sucks dicks. He pisses everyone the hell off, and he wines like a fucking baby. He’s a stupid little boy who calls people names not knowing that he’s the one that is everything he calls the other people, because he watches porn, he has become a hoe, a big fat hoe. He thinks he is so cool but really he is not. He’s also a big dick faggot and cock sucker.

#bramble #bitch #selffish #porn
Juan. Dude can help me if you don’t ill fail my grade
Ethan.
Ethan by Bitchdont esswith e April 21, 2018
Amazing. Really cute, but not quite hot. The best person you'll ever meet. Ethans are kind and great people. Will you go out with me, Ethan?
Ethan is fucking amazing.
Ethan by LiteralMemes December 15, 2017
a name that is common af
Ethan you suck
ETHAN by DamnEthanIsOneCommonName January 8, 2018
he likes ice cream. and kit-kats.
Ethan loves ice cream.
Ethan by oof123 January 10, 2018