Dylan

A man with an incredibly small penis.

Uhh run away from Dylan he looks ..... Weak

by John1234456789 April 3, 2015

Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.

Dylan put on a shirt

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.

Dylan put on a shirt

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

dylan

Sucks dicks

come and dylan me

by Demintry June 7, 2016

Dylan

A small dick guy that will always have a scummy girlfriend and he is garbage his dick is as small as a ticktac

Ex OMG THAT LOOKS LIKE A DYLAN

by Twolves10 May 22, 2014

The Dylan

a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.

a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got
Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan?"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"

by A Joel Phillips August 20, 2008

Dylan

A man with such a carnivoris penis it rips his sexual parners intenstens out with every pelvic thrust. Also a nick name for a vagina. A term used when in the 727 area code, where vaginal ruptures are a commen disease.

Dylan stop! Your penis is rupturing my vagina!

Thats a nice Dylan you have there.

by doggy dog dog June 3, 2011