minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.
I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.
by stanlenr January 16, 2021
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Cuttlefish That Loves Diving

The amazing writer that gave us gems like Throne of magical arcana and Lord of mysteries has a wonderful sense of humor and I LOVE HIM also one of his works broke the steampunk theme record and was permanently collected by the national library of china.
I love Cuttlefish That Loves Diving i love all of his works!!
by Aljun the Pan Crafter December 21, 2022
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Dick diving board

A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.
by Stay.cute707 December 19, 2016
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Pile-Diving Hypocrite

Someone who does hardcore drugs and is a Hater so none of his friends will sell to him.
Andy Baker is the biggest pile diving hypocrite in this shithole because you know he would be the first one to dive deep down into a pile since he was 14 years old, yet when the cops come around he acts like he dont do drugs and offers to help them. "pile-diving hypocrite "
by CAckbloxer September 02, 2019
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deep-dish-diving

When the food is so good you have to scrape out the very bottom of your plate. Especially used with amazing pho/ soup
Damn son, deep-dish-diving huh?
Yeah dude this pho is pho-king amazing!
by VollDasBrainEyy February 18, 2019
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butthole high-dive

To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.
I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.

Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
by Chacharillo February 18, 2017
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Synchronized Muff Diving

When two female Olympic divers 69.
“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”
by LinzerTorte July 28, 2021
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