A situation involving gaining something one would normally enjoy or benefit from, were it not gained by sacrificing some prerequisite to enjoying or benefiting from it. Also known as "The Treat Yo Self of the Magi."
He made a devil's bargain when he sold all of his teeth so he could afford a toothpaste advertised as "Our most advanced whitening formula yet!"
by Aldous Buttstuffe August 19, 2022
by Sanks86 February 11, 2019
The sexual act in which the girl tugs on the man's ball bag so furiously as if she was lost at sea and it's the only motor that will take her home.. often resulting in some form of testicular or scrotal damage or destruction.
YO! LaFawnduh gave me such a good devil's lawnmower last night I had to go to the ER for emergency surgery. Shit was nice!
by bobo bumpkins August 03, 2019
Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.
Jim, did you shower before your date last night?
No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!
No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!
by Lorge Bogey March 18, 2020
by Donnikko April 25, 2009
Best person ever.
Character from "Chainsaw Man" manga/anime series.
HIS* ability is to steal your lifespan. For example, 18 minutes of direct contact with HIM* could Kill you.
Loves Ice cream and hates fighting.
(he's just so cute god fucking damnit)
Character from "Chainsaw Man" manga/anime series.
HIS* ability is to steal your lifespan. For example, 18 minutes of direct contact with HIM* could Kill you.
Loves Ice cream and hates fighting.
(he's just so cute god fucking damnit)
Aki: I can still tap dat angel bussy even if it costs me my lifespan.
Angel Devil: bro, wtf?
Aki: One time I touched your hand for 3 second, that took away 6 months of my lifespan, so 10 seconds won't even be a problem if I'm gonna penetrate that thicc ass of yours
Angel devil: you confuse and frighten me, Aki.
Angel Devil: bro, wtf?
Aki: One time I touched your hand for 3 second, that took away 6 months of my lifespan, so 10 seconds won't even be a problem if I'm gonna penetrate that thicc ass of yours
Angel devil: you confuse and frighten me, Aki.
by nickø. August 31, 2023
The act of taking an unholy shit whilst standing in a sinful manner. An example of such a stance is on a 90 degree angle and your torso on a 165 degree angle, to ‘pop your ass out’ to not Become contaminated by the shit. Include a tongue sticking out.
by Bahdoh January 05, 2022