David

David is the most annoying bitch you will ever meet. He does not take insults very well. He is so full of himself he doesnt see anyone but him. He backstabs you and is fake. He thinks he is so great and above others. He believes that it is his job to put others in their place by telling you that you suck ass when its really him that sucks ass.
by geener weener April 29, 2020
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A very cute boy who is sometimes very moody, and can also be called a baby.
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David is a big black man
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Nice guys, but secretly in the closet. Love a good reach around from time to time. Sucked a dick in college to prove he wasn’t gay, but secretly loved it.
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A lier, a cheater, a dirty little boy who doesn’t care about no one but himself.
Omg is that David with another girl
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All david's are cute and kool.
Did you hear what her mum called david?

If its a david it must have been cute and kool!
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DAVID: "Beloved"

Root: Racist angel hating King of Old Testament

Nephilim fearing marksman King David gained warrior status by killing a giant with one blow between the eyes

In yoga, raising your kundalini energy is a kind of spiritual experience is famously termed "unlocking the "lock of the beloved" or coiled one.
Christians call this "receiving the Holy Spirit". This is also why Christ is referred to as being from the "house of David, or root of David" and bearing the seal of the star of David....which is signified as a masculine force(the right side up pyramid) and a feminine force (the cup or downward facing pyramid) coming together as ONE ..meaning "Union" with the divine.

Seeing a "David" in spiritual ascension with dancing flames as a pairing of male and female energies denotes harmony, balance, alignment of higher self, and clearing of a root chakra blockage.

When we "unlock" the curl of the "beloved", we transition. It is the holy spirits decent on the spiritless tyrant.

A parent should pick ANY other name for their child besides "David". "David" may be a fine name, not a name I would use due to all the associations with mystical spiritual experiences religious experiences.

David is still a pretty be-lovable yet highly flawed guy. This makes his serious jerk nature all the more humorous, because he can be scared of his own shadow, even with all those slingshots and stones.
"That guy David should watch where he aims his slingshot."
by spiritualslut July 03, 2019
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