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Dangerously sarcastic

adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.
Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!
by Gorillafaceoff April 24, 2011
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danglers

Got kicked in the danglers! Look at the size of those danglers
by lowrydin187 October 19, 2009
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danger fuck

The act of fucking super hard, while flexing arm muscles, during the song: "Final Countdown," by Europe.
"I don't make love, baby - I DANGER FUCK!"
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003
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dangleitis

In hockey the term dangling is used to describe, crazy, or insane move, someone wtih dangleitis then is someone who uncontrolably can dangle.

There is no known cure.
Person A: " Did you see the moves Crosby put on last night in the shoot out? "
Person B: " Yeah, that kid has a serious case of dangleitis."
by Nytoxic December 7, 2005
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Danger Noodle

I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.
by DOodoldepihpwaoghpvqiuv May 25, 2018
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The Danger DeFelice

Placing your foot in the vaginal hole of a woman...or child. If somebody can four finger, they can Danger DeFelice. Pretty much foot fucking a girl.
That man did the Danger DeFeliced to that chick.

Danger DeFelicing has nothing on the Deaf Jenny
by Left and Aragona June 11, 2009
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Supreme Danger Wank

The generic and conventional 'Danger Wank' where one must crack one off whilst calling mother to ones bedroom with the challenge of shooting load before she enters is so last century.

How about add some more 'Danger'

The 'Supreme Danger Wank' is where one calls mother to ones bedroom before self service has commenced. The aim of the game is wait until mother is in bedroom then proceed to wank one's self into oblivion and shooting man milk aimlessly before mother leaves the bedroom in disgust.
Can I sleep on your couch for a few days mate? My mum has had enough of my Supreme Danger Wanks, got jizz on her new cardigan this time!
by Filthy Disturbance April 23, 2017
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