Dickery

The act of being a complete dick, someone who is very rude.

Melissa: Did you hear about Bernard's dickery?

Josh: No!

Melissa: Yeah Jill finally told him she liked him and he told her "I don't like you like that" even though he tried to fuck Jill prom weekend!

Josh: Wow what a douchebag!

by Sassy Switzerland July 14, 2017

Dicker down salad

When your ready to bang and your girl wants to eat salad so you rip open a bag of salad and dick her down and blow ranch all over that salad for her.

yeah last night Jane wanted salad during sex so I gave her the ol dicker down salad and that filled her up.

by Ryngor October 16, 2018

Dickered

dicksuckered suckered by the D...

Smh.. That girl ain’t thinkin’ right.. she’s been dickered..

by Sumrncali February 20, 2020

One dicker

A girl exclusively enjoying only one penis for the foreseeable future.

A relationship stage between single & engaged.

Don't bother with that girl she's a one dicker.

I thought I was gonna get into her pants but then she told me she was a one dicker.

by ted61318 October 13, 2009

Belly Dicker

a revolting male person who deliberately tells lies in order to boost his ego (a dick)

Keegan told everybody an unrealistic lie making him a belly dicker.

by tracy po March 28, 2010

Double Decker

The double decker is a combination of the upper decker and a blumpkin. The guy is on the top tank performing an upper decker while the girl faces the wall with her feet on the toilet seat giving him a blumpkin while she drops a deuce in the bottom tank

Double Decker The bitch pissed me off so in her bathroom i gave her sister a Double Decker

by tnfungi January 14, 2009

dicker

Someone who imposes their dicketry rather emphatically.

*Guy answers door*

Mormon 1: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Mormon 2: I concur, and I'd also like to add: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Guy who wishes he never answered the door: ... Dickers.

by the amazing dr. ronzo August 13, 2010