Kohli's curse

When you can look at something valuable to you, but can never touch it

Nibba 1: RCB never won the IPL trophy for 15 years.
Nibba 2: Yeah, it's Kohli's curse

by DwiteShroot April 17, 2023

the curse

in inability to maintain the attraction the vaginal intercourse from a women immediately after a serious breakup of a relationship

joe- "she wouldn't have sex with me"
Bob- "thats because you have the CURSE"

by Moe "Money" Mahmoud October 24, 2007

The Brektuliaktev Curse

The Brektuliaktev curse is quite possibly the worst curse of them all. Once infected, your life will start to crumble. Horrible events will ensue. You will feel it coursing through your veins. It is said that any man infected with the Brektuliaktev stands no chance, and it is indeed over for them.

You have now been infected with The Brektuliaktev Curse. It won’t be long now. I would so not want to be you rn.

by Knower of All Holy April 6, 2022

Curse

Maple styrup

I put the curse in my moose

by Uihguwahgwa April 15, 2023

The Keve Curse

A current historical event, where a Boston native named Owen Keve is involved in the constant Boston Celtics home playoff losses as a spectator.

The Celtics lost another playoff game. The Keve Curse lives another day!

by breanie1812 April 24, 2024

Cover Cursing

Using terms that are meant to replace curse words.

I beat that motha-hussla at his own game!

Cover cursing is safer to use.

by The Kay Rock Touch May 16, 2017

The Dua Lipa Curse

The over-prevalency of slap basslines in pop culture, including music for advertisements, and songs. This is Dua Lipa's fault because slap basslines were never so popular in modern culture until "Don't Start Now" and "Levitating" happened, and now it's everywhere. You can't escape it.

Person 1: "Ahhh! This is the 3rd commercial in a row with a slap bassline. I used to like them, but it's just too much!
Person 2: "It's the Dua Lipa Curse..."

by iclpmotspmots July 21, 2022