A Couple For Back Smacking

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Couple For Back Smacking

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Cotton Candy Couples

refers to a pair where one partner has blue hair and the other has pink hair

Walking hand in hand the Cotton Candy Couples stood out with their matching blue and pink hair, looking like they stepped out of a fairytale.

by misscherrypie March 21, 2025

Couple

2 or more People

A couple of retard kids were in pairs since they had to blow.

by KidExploder1523 May 31, 2023

couple goals

when he looks outside the bus window at u while smiling and wont stop looking at you while you shyly look up and everyone can see him staring and smiling

random girl: ‘whys he staring at her sm?’

demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’

random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’

by batty boy thick June 12, 2023

Couple

The thing when two people say they're together/dating.

Mostly not a good couple..

Girl : i love you
Boy : I love you too

Standby : look at that couple. they're cousins & they're cheating on each other

Girl : ilysm
Boy : ilysm more

Standby : That's my fav couple

by suyawas June 15, 2023

Loose Coupling

when you find yourselve pairing up to do Chinese helicopter pilot impressions after a few beers because there’s no totty about.

Shall we be loose coupling as the totty isn’t great here.

by The Bruce’s September 21, 2025

Best couple

The ultimate duo that makes everyone else question their own relationship standards. They’re that pair that somehow manages to be goofy, loyal, and disgustingly cute all at once.

Example: “Honestly, Kamryn and Duncan are the best couple , they argue over fries one minute and plan matching Halloween costumes the next."

by Somal November 10, 2025