counterie

a meal served in a front bar over the counter during meal times (Aussie slang)
help soak up the bevvies

lets go grab a few bevvies then soak it up with a counterie

by ziggy jay February 28, 2009

counter sunk turd

This is created when biting the pillow and coping a large sausage up the date and taking it for the team

The sewerage workers encountered many counter sunk turds after last night's 'pooftas on parade' gay mardi gras.

by biggles2153 July 10, 2010

over-the-counter counterculture

When something that appeals to those who'd rather do their own thing is sold by a corporation. A textbook example is Hot Topic appealing to the punk/emo/metal scene by selling shirts with "clever" sayings and emblems of punk bands that were big in the decade before. Another example would be pre-ripped jeans. When attemps to stand out are made easy by going to the mall, rather than actually embracing the counterculture itself.

You shit on eggs. I need no example. over-the-counter counterculture

by Mr.Majestic May 16, 2008

no-count

someone that is insignificant.

a person who chooses apathy.

a person who stands for nothing.

a couch potato.

That old geezer saw that car hit hit me but he will not be a witness. He's just another no-count.

My bro won't get off the couch. He's turned into a absolute no-count

by jeff Martin April 4, 2006

Counter-Strike

A game where you go around, shooting people.
Eventually it all comes to mind.

You then start saying stuff like "LAWL" and"ROFL".
Then you go to school and start talking about guns.
*Then you start doing crazy and mental shit.

*Only 11 year olds that have played since they were 8.

COUNTER-STRIKE-NERD ON MIC: LAWL YOU GUYS SUCK, ROFILL!

ANOTHER CS GUY: How old are you dude?

CS-NERD: ahhh...16.

CS GUY: You sound 11.

CS-NERD: ...SHAME I JUST POWNED YOU.

by Brodyyyyyy January 1, 2008

Count Cockula

Count Cockula, lord and ruler of the species fagotus vampirus was once the leader of the vampires named dracula until having sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids, he must now survive by sucking blood from cocks. he is belived to be the last of his kind due to the all gay male population

Jakob- " the other day me and my bf were role playing, he was count cockula.. needless to say i needed stitches"

by Nuasair December 25, 2009

Counter-Straight

1.) Often used to define the game Counter-Strike by people who don't like it.
2.) Gay; Homosexual. Not straight.

God, why do you fucktards always want to play Counter-Straight. Let's play some Day of Defeat.

by Robert M. Hines November 17, 2004