Corporate Rick

The guy that was once a participating member of the team but has now risen to corporate status and is now much too busy for the team. Of course, he still expects the free meeting lunches but obviously doesn't attend the meeting

There goes corporate Rick lunch in hand and not headed to the meeting with everyone else!

by Swaybone August 5, 2024

Corporate dozen

A six-pack marketed as a case. Corporate advertising that cynically misleads buyers into thinking they are getting more than they receive.

Contrary to the baker's dozen of 13 to encourage long-term loyalty, the corporate dozen provides less than that advertised for short-term gain. or: The baker's dozen is what we were, and the corporate dozen is what we have become.

by DrTortoise August 15, 2024

Corporal Bailey

(Adjective) used to describe someone being a try-hard and just an all around asshole to the public. He/she pulls people over for going 5mph over the limit. Old ladies are not safe either

“I just got pulled over by Corporal Bailey. What a douche bag. He was red in the face because I had a handicap placard hanging from my mirror!”

by buttchicken6969 September 22, 2025

corporate meddling

the reason why any disney cartoon with an outwardly gay couple gets canceled immediately afterward

"Wait, the owl house S3 got canceled?? why?!"
"blame corporate meddling."

by CONSPICUOUS. September 23, 2025

Corporate Worm

A person who works in the general corporate world and does mundane work

Jim from work has been there for years! He’s just a boring corporate worm.

by lab97 September 30, 2025

corporate horny

A character design that tries too hard to be sexually appealing to everyone possible and ends up becoming forgettable.
AKA The fate of most characters from gacha games and adult VNs.

Teal: Have you seen that new Steam game that's getting mocked?
Sky: You mean the one that has AI generated porn? I have.
Teal: Those girls all looked the same too. Talk about corporate horny.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

Solaris Corporation

Welcome to the Solaris Corporation page! We are an indie development group that specializes in the creation and management of primarily reactor core (and other means of sci-fi)-styled experiences for the enjoyment of exploring players and sci-fi enthusiasts alike. We hope you enjoy your time here!

(hello community manager of sds)

John: Have you heard of Solaris Corporation?
Alan: The corporation or the corporation?

by Makap12322 October 28, 2025