coochie girl 

To not do cocaine , Worship our lord and savior Jesus Christ . & To not eat coochie like a mukbang . & Not to mess the queen sukihana.

"what are you'
"ima coochie girl."
"do you believe in God"

"ofc ima coochie girl

coochie girl by hexedhennesybottles-on ig July 18, 2024

coochie twin 

when you and your best friend have fucked the same guy

“omg lauren you fucked jake?”
“yeah last night, why?”
“were coochie twins now, i fucked him 2 weeks ago”

“OH MY GOD YAY!!”

coochie twin by torieatsass November 22, 2024

Coochie Joint 

The thin roll of left-over toilet paper that develops when a moist or dry coochie is wiped with toilet paper and is stuck in a coochie crease. It will typically dry up and fall in panty liner. Not uncommon to be be seen by personal wax lady. It happens most often with 2-ply toilet paper.

"Damn girl, that pussy be smokin'. Look at all those coochie joints."
"Hey babe, do I have cotton mouth? Or is it your coochie joint."
"I asked my wax lady, are those white pubes on that wax strip. She said, no, those are your coochie joints."

Coochie Joint by Retinuh chic 69 January 13, 2025

Coochie rider 

Basically the equivalent to a dick/meat ridee except for a female.
A coochie rider A.k.a simp is someone who puts women on a pedestal, it's the type of person to write a poetic description of why they like thar woman, usually because they are horny losers and want felatio.

After seeing a new video from duolingo with lily in it, Jared started being a master at baiting, wishing he could be in lily one day,
He commented.

xx_jared2981_xx: "Lily's energy is contagious! This video is amazing."
Duolingo team: "Go outside coochie rider"

Coochie rider by Bench_Boy_The_Hole_Destroyer January 25, 2025

coochie queen

fudd; has the biggest coochie as them all.

you're such a coochie queen fudd

coochie queen by highiesh420 February 13, 2025

coochie crayon 

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.

Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.

coochie crayon by yung-megafone February 27, 2025

coochie water autograph

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of “coochie water.” It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee — a true show of gender equality.

"coochie water autograph signed Sexxy Red" -Fat Juicy & Wet

coochie water autograph by idontevengangbang March 1, 2025