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Conservatarian

A Far Right partisan reactiony that frequents Reddits biggest political space for right wingers.
What distinguishes them from other political reactionaries on reddit, is the ridculas lengths that they will go to justify the unlawful ctions of their own political movement . Even if it means contradicting themselves in the most hypocritical of ways. Going ss far as to refuse to recognize those with differing political opinions as having the same constitutional rights as they do.
Instead joinimg together with everyone and agreeing that the death of protester was a horrible tragedy, the Conservatarian doubled down on the idea that the shooter who commited the act did so self defense after finding out the victims political views.
by Libertius January 24, 2026
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The cosmic grift of making sure every single joule works for you, forever. It’s about building perfectly closed-loop systems where energy is never lost, only transformed and reused indefinitely. Think of a perpetual motion machine, but one that's actually legit because it's a perfectly sealed system in a frictionless environment (like a superconductor ring in space) or one that's constantly topped up by an ambient source like quantum fluctuations. The goal is 100% efficiency, chasing the dream of a machine that, once started, powers itself and its functions for eternity.
Example: "The Dyson Sphere isn't just collecting star juice; it's a masterclass in conservation of energy harnessing. The civilization inside recycles waste heat into light, kinetic energy back into electricity, and even thought into computational work—a perfectly balanced, closed thermodynamic book."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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A principle proposing that causality is subject to a conservation law—that the total amount of causal structure in the universe remains constant. Conservation of Causality suggests that you can't create new causes or destroy old effects; you can only rearrange causal relationships. This has implications for time travel (you can't create paradoxes because causality is conserved), for quantum mechanics (entanglement redistributes causality), and for free will (our choices are causal transactions, not violations). It's causality as a budget: you can spend it, but you can't print it.
Conservation of Causality Theory "Time travel stories always have paradoxes—kill your grandfather, you're never born. Conservation of Causality says: can't happen. Causality is conserved; you can't create a loop that breaks the budget. Time travel might be possible, but paradoxes aren't—causality won't allow it."
by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026
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Conservative

That Tr*mp supporting conservative is so ugly that if I was falling of a cliff I wouldn’t even ask them for help just because I wouldn’t want to touch them.
by Dianne Ingleright September 17, 2025
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Conservative

An individual who is on the right side of the political spectrum, also known as Republicans. Contrary to popular belief, (among libtards) the majority of Conservatives are NOT fascists, A.K.A Nazis. Conservatives are also quite the polar opposite of liberals. For example, Conservatives are Pro-Gun, while Liberals are not. Conservatives are Pro-Life, while (Some/most) Liberals are not. Below is an example of a conversation between a Liberal/Communist (However you want to view it) and a conservative/fascist (Again, however you want to view it).
Conservative: What is a fetus?

Liberal: An unborn human being?

Conservative: Correct, now since they are human, do you think should have human rights?

Liberal: Yes!

Conservative: So, if a doctor kills the unborn human, should it be crime and the doctor or parent be charged with murder?

(Scenario 1) Liberal: Hmmmmmm... I guess so.

(Scenario 2) Libtard: No, because I think abortion is good and a human right!
by I_like_hotdogs:) November 1, 2025
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Conservative

Someone who wants to conserve the deep belief of America, where freedom and independence resides. Conservatives are not limited to republicans, as are completely different things.
“I support the people who are conservative.”
by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025
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Conservalite

A person who debates others in favor of right wing politics.
"I hate conservalites coming into comment sections and making everything about politics!"
by Pizzelle November 22, 2025
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