jalapeno condom

1. when someone uses a jalapeno flavored condom

2. when a crazy bastard rubs jalapeno on his dick to make it spicy

1. damn that guy uses jalapeno condoms
2. oh making your own jalapeno condom burns

by julian27 March 15, 2010

Condom broth

The residual liquid from boiling a used condom or creating a thin soup from used condoms

Ben L. Enjoys a warm cup of condom broth when he has a cold

by Condom Broth for Christ June 23, 2017

pussy condom

A condom which in fact goes inside of a female. Usually inserted by blowing it with a straw.

I just had the best sex with Amy, she was wearing that fresh pussy condom. Damn.

by therealwizkhalifa October 18, 2011

Soggy Condom

An unused condom that has been sitting in a wallet or car glove compartment for many years past the expiration date. It may still be useable but it is not a recommended practice. These condoms can be found in the cars and wallets of the acne consumed, band geek, and nerd herders of the world.

You should probably get rid of all the soggy condoms in your car before you take that respectable broad out to dinner tonight. She might get the wrong idea about.

by MC Wang March 28, 2010

Finger condom

Germaphobes use them when fingering girls because of all of the finger transmitted stds

Dude I'm all out of finger condoms and I'm going to my girlfriend house tonight what am I going to do!

by Sammallos June 12, 2016

condom pocket

Usually a male who is expecting to get laid in certain situations, therefore he puts a condom in his pocket because the girl he is with gives him the impression that she may be easy.

"Joe turlo was such a condom pocket at that show last night"

"We were hanging out one night and I went to go touch his leg and I felt a condom in his pocket"

by taylor bogner March 27, 2008

condom sucker

a person who is really pissing you off and you just decide to call them a condom sucker!

you are such a condom sucker!

by hannah-marie alana morgan May 11, 2009