cereal number

The "on a scale from one to a hundred" nutritional-rating figure --- one being totally lousy and hyper-fattening, like Chocolate-Covered Sugar-Krunchies, and a hundred being a "perfect ten", like quick oats or plain shredded-wheat biscuits with whole milk and raisins --- that is assigned to a particular grain-based breakfast-selection, depending on how healthfully-balanced a food it is.

Murphy's Law: "Most any breakfast-snack will have a cereal number that is in direct inverse proportion to how tasty and appealing it is to the majority of members of the general public, especially the little ones." Ain't DAT da truth????

by QuacksO July 11, 2018

Cereal

its fucking soup you complete knobs

"hey john nice cereal you got there"
"thanks mike this is some good ass soup"
"haha yeah john"

by cereal_is_fucking_soup December 19, 2018

charea

Someone who is strong and loveable. A girl that can get dragged through hell but come back dragging Satan himself. An independent young woman that takes no shit and stands by her happiness.

"You're strong, you're young, and extremely inspirational. You're such a charea."

by The Shrimp Army May 21, 2021

ghetto cereal

Store brand cereal, with a name attempting to sound like the name brand product.

Frosted Flakes and Flakes are not the same, you bought us that ghetto cereal again!

by Rhodan April 7, 2011

anal cerebral hypoxia

When someone makes poor decisions due to lack of oxygen to the brain by virtue of having ones head up his ass

I was very critical of President Obama until I learned he suffers from Anal Cerebral Hypoxia.

by bamaroadhog June 12, 2015

bowel of cereal

This is the gross mid-day dump following a high in fiber breakfast cereal or granola.

RandALL was in the bathroom for 20 minutes eliminating his bowel of cereal. I almost vomited from the stench. He did not wipe.

by B*Long (that's my rap name) October 28, 2010

Turf-cutting Ceremony

The act of ceremoniously trimming/shaving one's pubic region in anticipation of the loss of virginity or the conclusion of a dry spell.

(Ben walks into bathroom)

Ben: What are you doing? And what's with all the candles?

Jerry: It's my third date with Lisa, I'm having a turf-cutting ceremony.

by gnomechamsky February 27, 2011