cathedral of failure

A monumental failure of biblical proportions

Look at this. It's a cathedral of failure.

by Cerros November 1, 2010

Catherine and Joseph

A SCHMEXY ass dude and chick who saw each other and BAM the groove was on! Catherine and Joseph are destined for blissfully immense love. People look at Catherine and Joseph and see the passion for each other in their eyes. Ohhhh yea....the flame of desire runs deep for each other and it satisfies the primal instinct. All couples strive to emulate Catherine and Joseph.

Dude, I want that boss ass type of relationship- I want a Catherine and Joseph.

Girl, me and my man are juicy hot- we got that Catherine and Joseph thang going on!

by Firey Chick December 21, 2016

catholic handjob

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch

Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!

by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018

Cathying

Cathying is most frequently found in Mom congregations around the internet. The act of overly explaining in an aggressive passionate and condescending snarky tone all at once in am effort to deliver the colloquial "mic drop" at the end.

Karen: I'm about to start Cathying the fuck out if McDonald's doesn't honor my coupons

Judith: If this bus driver shows up late one more time I'm going to start Cathying all over management and get free passes for a month

Cathy: My doctor was telling me they know more about the drugs best for me than I do even though I have googled all of them and know what works from years of trial and error and tramadol works best for me. Basically I was Cathying so hard my doctor just gave me what I said.

by DoctaJonesMsD September 12, 2018

Catholic rounding

When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.

1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:

Acceptable age = LAC

3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:

Acceptable age = Person's age

She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.

by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019

Cathaliya

Cathaliya is a very pretty, goofy, and loving girl. She loves food and will kick any females ass.

Cathaliya is so pretty

by @ladyyfrosstyypooh September 18, 2019

Cathedral High School

A school full of hicks , that swear there the shit. Half of the girls are catfishes. Very ghetto. Don’t have any morals or self respect . Love the gossip

Person : “hey did you see that pic of all them cathedral girls showing there pink panties ?”

Person #2 : “ wrd they cathedral high school smuts “

by Kat Dior November 11, 2019