According to definition expert Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is an involved sexual process that requires the use of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Putting everything in is the hardest part of Canada's History.
I invited the hottest girl in my class to come over so we could study Canada's History. If you know what I mean.
by Maxwell GS February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole
- The Colbert Show, 2010
- The Colbert Show, 2010
My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem
by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act, involving wearing moose antlers on one's head, while pouring maple syrup either into the anus or vagina, or in some cases both, excreting said maple syrup into the Stanley Cup and then orally ingesting the maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, and spitting it up into the air, in an attempt to fully cover the moose antlers.
Did you see that Canadian porno where those 2 chicks both did Canada's History? That was almost worse than 2 girls 1 cup.
by Colberttoldmeto February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by RaiinBoi February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Before this sex act begins, the man spends an hour cementing maple syrup onto his penis to add bulk. The woman assumes a headstand and begins performing fellatio on the man while he shoves a moose antler up the woman's vagina as far as he can. The woman then gets on her knees as the man uses an antique rifle from the war of 1812 to fire a rubber rod up the woman's anus. The man then shoves various Canadian currency up the woman's vagina and fills her mouth with moose droppings while several other men masturbate into a Stanley Cup. After they ejaculate, the semen is used to draw a Canadian Flag onto the woman's back.
Jill: Hey Ashley guess what.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.
by Dj Twinfrenzy March 3, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.
"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
by richard swet February 11, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. Canada's History can refer to a strenuous sexual act but may also be used in place of the phrase "cum guzzling anal slut."
by SClvr February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.