dick cake

a birthday or bathloret cake shaped like a penis

i got cindey a giant dick cake for her birthday bash. its gonna b loads of fun.

by rob n john January 17, 2009

Making Cake

Earning money, getting cash, stacking bills, collecting coins, bringing in bacon, etc.

"If I could flip back to '87, I would've kept all my G.I. Joes in their boxes and be making cake on eBay right now."

by Lewis! October 15, 2009

Nigger cakes

A blatantly racist slang term for cornbread biscuits.

Pappy loved nigger cakes with his chili.

by the undying zombie December 16, 2007

Sheet Cake

The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.

Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.

Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015

neck cake

gettin that pussy

i was all on that shit yo. straight gettin that neck cake.

by scumslug December 29, 2009

Cake Fraud

When you walk into a family restaurant, and tell them it's your birthday, even if it's not, just to get free ice cream.

dude, i went to apple bees yesterday and commited cake fraud. Free cake is soo good!

by Obleena August 3, 2007

condom cake

the remains of a condom that has been forgotten about after a night (or day) of deliciousness.

The "fucker" has woken up to find a condom caked to his wang.

I fucked her last night then passed out and woke up to a condom cake.

by dubbbs January 17, 2008