After not winning Oz Powerball’s $150 million jackpot prize, I was reduced to staying as a fuming rice queen trapped in the pauper lifestyle... so I commenced rage buying lottery tickets for a shot of hopeless comfort.
by ACunny May 23, 2024

by Jollygreenjoyride September 24, 2023

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021

by Pocketjem September 15, 2019

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by Small Market REI July 20, 2025

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
by Why did I even buy this mug? April 24, 2024
