breakfast mom

It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.

Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.

by maxkappe October 2, 2014

Breakfast Roulette

That awkward moment when you don't know what's spiked in your fridge.

<Wake up in the morning...>
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"

by herp derpy December 14, 2012

Breakfast Of Champions

Nutriotional Masochism

Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it

by O' Baba June 6, 2017

Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.

"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."

by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016

Breakfast Anxiety

The anxiety one experiences after a night out with friends that no one will attend breakfast the following morning.

I experienced Breakfast Anxiety this morning

by BasementDweller October 2, 2013

Breakfast stare

the relentless unstopable stare one gets in the mornings or after just waking up.

Qiuk, wave at Mike, hes slipped into a "breakfast stare".

by luvguru November 26, 2009

Country breakfast

1 egg

This is of course a reference to Danny Gonzalez

I would like scrambled country breakfast

by MSRgaming June 9, 2021