Brandon

Is a nice guy on the outside, but the people that are really close to him know what he is not just one person. He feels the need to change in order for people to like him. He can't accept the person that he truly is. He is in love with a bitch, and has sacrificed some good friendships for it.

Deep down, he is a good man, he just has a lot of things to figure out.

Which Brandon are you today?

by grahammmm November 6, 2012

brandon is fugly

Brandon is fugly

Brandon is fugly

by LlamaDramaDrater May 29, 2017

brandon’s dick

Really Fucking big

Brandon’s dick: Huge and meaty

Dude #1: dude that ass is huge

Dude #2: Yeah as big as Brandon’s huge cock

by Boba black May 4, 2018

Branton

An unstoppable karate kid, revives himself with nutting , but must do it secretly, so the world can not see his revving powers. Likes to do big kicks in the air, his strongest attack is dad jokes, hes gay.

"Dude I did a Branton last night."
"Oh no what'd you do?"
"i"i was injured madly but i nutted and gained all strength back...that shit had range"
"what did you nut to."
"a dude humping a tree."
"isn't that a little gay."
"i like it gay.but don't worry its only gay if the nuts touch."

by Slutface_420 May 18, 2018

the brandon

when wearing a button up shirt for work, but the top 3 buttons are left undone so the t-shirt underneath is easily visible.

did you see Lanzo rocking "the brandon"?

Yeah, you could totally see his t-shirt. What a turd. Looks like he's got bacon neck too.

by T-Cross October 12, 2011

Brandon

a jolly asian fellow that is always filled with cheer.

whata Brandon.

OMBrandon

by slawisgood December 6, 2010

Let's Go Brandon

Euphemism for "Fuck Joe Biden" -- you know, the wholly-owned subsidiary of China who showers with his own teen daughter. Only man in history more corrupt than Black Hitler.

"So John, how do you feel about men how pinch and twist the nipples of nine year old girls on You Tube?"
"Let's Go Brandon."

by Louis XXV December 31, 2021