borny

when you're bored but horny

Human 1: "My therapist asked me how I've been feeling lately..."
Human 2: "What did you tell them?"
Human 1: "I said I felt borny..."
Human 2:
Human 1: "It... it means that you're bored but horny..."

by IanNBF March 27, 2020

Barney

A slang term used in the midwest associated with “purple heroin” or purple colored fentanyl mix.

Chris: Did you see Charlie at work yesterday? He seemed off

‘Quan : Yeah, bro was noddin off the barney.

by BigFatTiddy April 23, 2020

Barney

To have a disagreement or argument with someone.

Worker: Hi boss, is it ok if I just do work in the yard today, it just that I had a barney with the mrs last night so don't want to see her out on the road.

Boss: Yeah sure, there are some trailers to unload out in the yard.

by Billyboy67 May 3, 2020

Borny

The feeling of being both Horny and Bored at the same time.

“Damn, I’m feeling pretty borny right now...” -Watoga Hammersmith III

by Quantum Western Shire the May 4, 2020

Barney The Snowman

Barney The Snowman is god and we shall praise him, he is our leader and we shall grovel at his feet. He was killed by jesus. Your welcome.

Cr:Human

My god is Barney The Snowman.

by Ineedtopee May 9, 2020

Barney Rubble

Stale weed, an almost dusted bowl, or an almost empty bag of weed that just has a few crumbs left

Stale weed or an almost dusted bowl.

This weed must be pretty old it tastes super Barney.
You might get another hit off this bowl, it’s all Barney rubble.

All that’s left of that ounce we bought is a half a bowl of Barney rubble.

by Dr. of The King's English May 12, 2020

Borny

The state of being bored and horny at a point in time

I am very borny right now.

by #hightop24 May 15, 2020