Blarg

To feel unhappy.

"Dude, I feel so blarg right now"

"OMG, I can't believe he did that to me! I feel soo blarg!"

by Michael Fried August 1, 2008

Blarfkin

To receive a blarf job while taking a dump.
Combining the terms blumpkin and blarf job.

The bathroom smells so bad after that girl gave me a Blarfkin.

by Kudinger! February 13, 2010

BLARG

A obese women with greasy characteristics..and a Gothic approach to life.

"oh shit there's a BLARG!"
"BLARG!"
"look at that BLARG over there eating kittens"

by LyalLyalLyal May 9, 2010

blair

to behave in a base, servile or submissive manner toward another more influential or powerful person.

that dude is always blairing his boss.

by walid of screwjawa February 6, 2007

Blair

To shit in places other than a toilet

Dude, Mark Smith just Blaired in Joe McDonald's Locker.

by General Goodwill March 20, 2009

Blarble Blarble w00t

1. A generic answer to a question you don't know the answer to.

A: What are the layers of the atmosphere?

B: Blarble blarble w00t.

by SHA December 3, 2003

Blarg

all the other definitions are bullshit. this word was made by mike and kev and they know the true meaning. bitches.

Mike and Kevin blarged that friday night.
Holy Blarg ! That's not an Indian, is it ?!

by BlargBoyz February 5, 2010