Betterer

Better than better

Puppies are betterer than babies

by Kat2365948 September 25, 2018

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Riley better

A weirdo that gets no bitches

He’s like riley better! He gets no bitches

by Imsosexc August 10, 2022

Better Bandai

The spiritual successor of Webdriver Torso, who is still uploading several beeping and slideshow videos to this day.

At a time when Webdriver Torso has retired, Better Bandai has came to do its job

by antiquing August 15, 2022

briseis slept better than jaden

briseis will always sleep better than jaden because she’s just like that .

briseis slept better than jaden

by briseis slept better than jade April 25, 2022

Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike

Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.

by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022

Better Difference

A difference that is better rather than worse.

Us having different color eyes is a better difference than one having a limb and one not.

by catcheevee May 4, 2022