That Sounded Better In My Head

A common phrase used when someone says something they randomly thought of without thinking and it doesn't sound quite as good out loud.

Fallout 76 DJ: "You're listening to Appalachia Radio. It's like a Super Stimpak...for the soul. *Cough* Ooh, that sounded better in my head..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2021

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

better calm down

An expession telling someone to settle down.

Tex: Better calm down Lad!

by kdv July 8, 2005

deserved better

Mechamaru and miwa

they deserved better

by luciio June 5, 2024

way much better

a method to emphasize much better in a creative and brilliant way.

Sameer: Brooo the barber really fucked me up.
Emily: That haircut looks way much better on you!

by emily sucks March 7, 2022

that guy who is better

I’m stronger, I’m smarter, I'm better…I AM BETTER

that guy who is better

by whateverisyounamecalled November 3, 2022