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Beef Date

A Beefdate is a birthday in which you are given the "meat" in other words: Losing your virginity!
Girl: Can my birthday be a beef date?
Guy: Sure babe!
by /Pie God\ August 16, 2017
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Secret-beef

A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.
Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.
by Ryryq March 24, 2010
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Beef-Brain

A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.
Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?
by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022
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Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.
We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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Beef Treat

When someone lets air out of their anus; a fart, a toot, butt burp, barking spider, cutting cheese, STINKIES, passing wind, stink bomb, silent but deadlies, ripping a nasty, woofies, butt trumpet, ass bark, but the best one, beef treats.
WOAH, who is laying beef treats?
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Im dropping beef treats all over this bitch.
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When josh was sleeping, i left a big fat beef treat right on his face.
by droppin them beeftreats101 February 2, 2010
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Beef Poppers

Rachel loves to suck my beef poppers.

My beef poppers were smacking against her taint.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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beef glue

It’s when you eat tacos and the beef sticks your tongue and the bottom of your mouth together so you have to pull it apart with your hands.
Sarah- Why aren’t you talking
Reese- because there was BEEF GLUE in my mouth
by umokthen May 12, 2020
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