Soft Serve

sɑft sɜrv

Ejaculating while soft.

Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope

"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"

"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019

Soft roper

A man that can't get an erection. A loose puzzle.

He's a heavy duty soft roper.

by Farmerdeanv February 4, 2022

Soft serve

A hardcore diss, when a man acts like a little bitch showing you he cannot get his dick up or keep it up for long.

I see that guy constantly slut shaming women, he's really giving soft serve energy.

by dickydanceroutine March 24, 2022

soft fail

Not quite passing, not quite failing. Enough to leave you wanting more, if any.

Ty recognized his attempt was a soft fail and wondered if there was a pill that could help him.

by Ignite! July 10, 2016

Soft jewelry

Soft Jewelry is something that people with no bitches wear.

hey look it's jumbo wearing his weird soft jewelry again

by Professional HJ Enthusiast December 6, 2021

soft worm

When a males penis doesnot respond to stimulation.
Penis
Dick
Shaft
Limp dick
Softy

My boyfriend had soft worm all last night , which made for a very long night.

by Dr. Ranch May 18, 2011

suburban soft

A term for suburban kids who are raised with all the above amenities and never have to work for anything. No grit.

My baseball team has a bunch of suburban soft kids on it.

by ole country bumpkin January 5, 2022