Bayou Balls

when your balls are so sweaty it makes you want to go chooot some gators down on the bayou

"why are you shiftin around so much mang?"
"I got them bayou balls and that shit is moist"

by chooooootthegator January 10, 2012

Trunk Ball

A combo of American Football European Handball and Basketball played outdoors where teams ranging from 2 to 7 play. To score a team must get a ball usually a Kickball into the hoop which is a car trunk,the cars are parked across from each other in a parking lot usually 3 to 4 spaces apart depending on number of players. The Name JunkBall Comes from the fact that what ever is in the trunks stays making it harder for the ball to stay in the trunk. If a Ball bounces out it does not count. Checking and pushing is allowed.

"Yo Midnight tonight we are playing some Trunk Ball"

by ElKahunaGrande June 2, 2009

Bright as Balls

A phrase used to one's state of being as superlative; amazing; awesome.

How are you feeling this morning, buddy?
Shit, I'm not even hung over; I'm feeling bright as balls.

by JacoPA January 25, 2011

balls that clang

to be fearless

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.

by merchantDave August 20, 2010

Ball-Banging

An act carried out by two men, usually in the form of a prank or for shock value.

One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.

Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.

Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers

I am bored, want to go ball-banging?

by Upstate Rulez May 30, 2011

solo-ball

a variation of the act of tea-bagging. Specifically it is when, in the tea-bagging position, you maneuver yourself so only one of your balls (testes, gonads) hangs over the victim. It requires momentous skill and is rarely performed

instead of simply teabagging, Roger decided to try solo-balling his friend Will because he has been practicing it for months and all his friends would be impressed/disgusted

by Roger Quebec June 2, 2010

balls mcnasty

A general cry of disbelief or annoyance. Can also be said as an agreement with someone else's annoyance.

Derives from a batman comic.

'Did you hear Jimmy Fallon is taking over Late Nite'
'Balls McNasty. I hate Jimmy Fallon.'

or

(reading newspaper) 'Balls McNasty, Jimmy Fallon is taking over from Conan!'.

by Haronzo May 26, 2008