Bald

When you’re so surprised or excited for something, especially when you aren’t expecting it.

*Beyoncé releases a surprise album*

Me: OMG I AM SO BALD!

by leakeypipe January 21, 2022

balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

by balding cooter owner September 9, 2010

micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it

That’s a Micah bald dude

by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018

Bald teeth

A man with near limitless power. He is also number #1

WOW! Bald teeth over there is a really awesome guy ha i wish i was him.
-David

by A really awesome and cool dude February 16, 2021

Bald Bubbly

Bald Bubbly (verb) is when you pour a carbonated drink inside a bald man's rectum and slowly drink it out.

Person 1: "Mr. Hamza is so attractive, I want to Bald Bubbly him!"
Person 2: "I'd drink cola outta that."

by ilovefufu232323 February 25, 2024

bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

Bald Jojo Siwa

Bald Jojo Siwa is the rightful original version of 'Jojo Siwa' who is a split of off Bald Jojo Siwa, she is a demigod messiah

I love Bald Jojo Siwa she is and always has been the best, Blessed Balda

by Offical_Balda February 24, 2025