arse plaque

Akin to 'clinkers', these are compound forms of poo that cling to the hair on a hairy anus.

Did you see her in the bathroom with those scissors removing that arse plaque?

by salvataggio November 10, 2007

arse wipe!

An insult for someone that is annoying!

Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*

(No laughter)

Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!

by Dani!!! October 28, 2005

TITANIC ARSE

'Titanic arse' can be used to describe a humungous backside; Someone with an arse this big looks like he or she could topple backwards any moment and literally SINK into the ground, hence 'titanic'

meena says; 'wow... her rear end is so big it has the ability to crush anythin in its way, like the titanic did'

aish says; 'now THATS what you call a titanic arse'

by lil_naz January 9, 2008

boot-in-the-arse

Australian colloquial term:

A mild form of corporal punishment wherein a child or subordinate is kicked in the buttocks.

-Often used as an empty threat or possible solution to discipline unruly behaviour.

"If you don't go and do your chores you'll get a boot-in-the-arse."

"I am sick of the neighbourhood youths graffiting on my wall, I think a boot-in-the-arse and a good talking to would set them straight."

by Joey jjs July 3, 2016

arse blankets

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.

'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'

by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011

Arse of The Covenant

An ass that is so disgusting you can't look at it without your eyes melting.

Homie 1: Bro, I stayed the night at Amy's last night.
Homie 2: Nice dude!
Home 1: Not nice. Turned out she had an arse of the covenant. I still hit that though.

by You_used_tocallme March 21, 2016

arse wees

Excessively runny poo. Like peeing from the arse.

OMG, I have the worst case of arse wees, my arse is sooo sore! Must have been the chicken!

by Leif Warren August 4, 2007