arse wipe!

An insult for someone that is annoying!

Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*

(No laughter)

Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!

by Dani!!! October 28, 2005

arse shrapnel

Tiny pieces of rolled human faeces and toilet paper rubbings that litter a toilet seat during a visit.

I couldn't sit on that, it was covered in some dirty fucker's arse shrapnel.

by RubberDagger October 1, 2010

arse blankets

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.

'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'

by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011

Good Arse

Used as a way of making others aware of a sighting of a note worthy bum/arse.

More established users of the word may also use it as a way to announce that a night us going well.

A group of lads walking through the streets of Killarney might gaze upon a particularly exquisite female bum, they then look at each other and proclaim “Good Arse!”

by IontachImages September 18, 2021

Arse of The Covenant

An ass that is so disgusting you can't look at it without your eyes melting.

Homie 1: Bro, I stayed the night at Amy's last night.
Homie 2: Nice dude!
Home 1: Not nice. Turned out she had an arse of the covenant. I still hit that though.

by You_used_tocallme March 21, 2016

arse plaque

Akin to 'clinkers', these are compound forms of poo that cling to the hair on a hairy anus.

Did you see her in the bathroom with those scissors removing that arse plaque?

by salvataggio November 10, 2007

arse wees

Excessively runny poo. Like peeing from the arse.

OMG, I have the worst case of arse wees, my arse is sooo sore! Must have been the chicken!

by Leif Warren August 4, 2007