angry markiplier

a fucking vibe

person one: how are you?
person two: FUCKBVTW83VRBHRYBRVWEUYH9REU8TVBH9NIFUCKINGGODDAMNSONOFABITCH-
person one: ah. angry markiplier.

by ۪۫۰۰۪۫n۪۫۰۰۪۪۫۫۰۰۪۫o۪۫۰۰۪۫~ March 10, 2022

Angry Panda

Climaxing over somebody’s face and giving them two black eyes as a finale.

Q: How did you get your two black eyes?

A: Angry Panda

by Bert-Ro February 7, 2022

angry clucker

The art of holding someone in a chicken wing arm hold, and having anal sex, while using only hot sauce (more specifically sriracha) as a lubricant.

Guy 1: Did you hear what I did to becky last night?

Guy 2: No what did you do?

Guy 1: I gave her the angry clucker, that bitch sounded like a rooster in a farm machinery accident.

by Jerseymk2 June 11, 2021

Angry eagle

The Angry Eagle is a sex poition useful when there are 5 guys and only one very horny girl. The basic principle is a guy for each hand and every hole. There are very few variations of this position due to limited positions available. If anyone can think of ways to expand on it please do write a new definition.

Try searching angry eagle on: Limewire, redtube, youporn or porntube

by ummm118 January 17, 2009

Angry Pilgrim

1.(v) The morning after having sex, you kick the girl out of her own bed and wipe your penis on the sheets and curtains.

(Nothing makes a pilgrim angrier than dirty curtains)

That right there is an angry pilgrim.

by Mr. Sexington July 28, 2008

Angry Sasquatch

The act of stomping on a womans foot so hard that it becomes extremely swollen, then having at least 5 guys give her an Abe Lincoln (jizz on her face, cut off their pubes and throw them in her face). She will look like a hairy big foot or sasquatch and chances are she will be quite angry.

That bitch wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so me and my pals gave her an angry sasquatch!

by Big Freak January 5, 2009

Angry Yoda

Whilst having anal sex with a female hop on her back and tell her "strong with the force young skywalker is". Then as she complains tell her, "that is why you fail". Then, remove your weiner and commense hitting her in the head with it until you cum in her hair.
"Did you hear what padame or panda bear or whatever the fuck her name is did with darth vader?"

"NO?!"

I gave her an angry Yoda last night.

by Slinky1264 December 19, 2008