Refapse period

When one would stop fapping but then have a period in which they come back and start masturbating again.
Person 1: Bro I had a major refapse period last night
Person 2: bro i thought you remained fapstinent
by TRILL CLINTON May 16, 2015
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Internet Period

When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying
Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day

Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days

Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it
by really! August 18, 2009
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Simon Period

To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.
Tom: Hey! :D
Simon: Tom, just fuck off.
Tom: you on your Simon Period?
by Tom224 June 02, 2012
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dunk period

The moment when you're having your period while being dunked by a donkey into a toilet that was used by a fat guy who considered it inappropriate to flush.
I just had a *dunk period*.
by to the max ugly cats May 07, 2015
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Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods
Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.
by girlforgirls November 13, 2018
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Reverse Period

When you get a bloody nose while eating a girl out.
I was munching this girl’s box and just ended up giving her a reverse period
by megakool May 07, 2022
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Period of Reflection

The time spent repeatedly observing one's image reflected from the inside bottom of a whiskey glass as one empties the contents. i.e., becoming intoxicated by imbibing a great deal of spirituous liquor.
Ben Franklin's decision to fly a kite in a thunderstorm, thus 'discovering' electricity likely followed an extended period of reflection.

After last night's period of reflection, I found myself returning to consciousness in the middle of Central Park, naked. Which is odd, as I started out last night in Pittsburgh.
by TheBear! June 19, 2015
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