Sneeze and please

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.

Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.

by Head cold March 07, 2021

indian please

its kinda like saying "African American please" with different text like 'Indian please' or make your own racial slurs up, like Iraqian please ill bet u have a disease. or Porchaguese please

Porchagese please, you must have a genetial porch monkey disease Indian please

by slim playboy September 10, 2020

Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman

I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.

by Kamran Becker October 24, 2018

No Macklemores Please

Winning because of all the wrong reasons.

Jeff-Hey Sally guess what Macklemore got nominated for Best Rap Album

Sally-How the hell did Macklemore get nominated for Best Rap Album in the Grammys?!? WTF he raps over pop beats!! The only reason he got nominated was because most of the people who voted dont even listen to hiphop but for some damn reason they think they can pick whose the best at hiphop...he good at pop tho No Macklemores Please....

Jeff-😳😳

James-Sally just went ham on your ass

by MysteriousForevs January 25, 2014

mods, kill him with rocks please

A funny way of requesting moderators to ban someone.

He's being annoying. mods, kill him with rocks please!

by TechSide December 21, 2024

Please vote for me

please vote for me
/plēz/
verb
1.
cause to feel happy and satisfied.

I need a dog please vote for me.

by Juan Juan dot com December 05, 2018

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024