austin james

Austin is a giant jerk who only cares about himself and faps to tentacle hentai, he is a horrible friend and will never back you up.

Austin James is a young hoodlum who revels in making peoples lives a misery during school years. Happily though, when they grow up they will have nothing more to look forward to than getting anally penetrated every day by fellow prisoners in the shower, or, by the prison wardens truncheon ;D

by unableframe52 May 9, 2015

Austin, TX

The capital of the state Texas, USA. Known as "Live Music Capital of the World". A liberal beacon of enlightenment in an otherwise ignorant state full of rednecks.

All the hippies got sick of San Francisco so they moved to Austin.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

Austin Vaughan

delicious, like a burrito from Chipotle.
cocky, in good reason.
humble, on rare occasion.
a future president of the united states.
one who honestly believes he is a bad-a.
sounds like cheesy reggae music.
a master at jeopardy.
one who falls easy and hard for girls named amy.
posesses an amazing smile, and knowledge of over 100,000 movies.
one who stinks at winking, but excels at b-s.

Like:
Ferris Bueller
James Bond
Anthony Giddens
Christian Bale
Teddy Geiger
Shane West

"Gosh, could your cocky boyfriend be any more of a Austin Vaughan?"

"People like people who are like Obama, Bob Marley, Chuck Norris, or Austin Vaughan."

"Mmmm...This burrito is soooo Austin Vaughan."

"Whoa, now thats a Austin Vaughan smile."

by Amelia Airhartt February 26, 2009

Austin Thornton

The talented drummer from the amazing metalcore band Woe, Is me. He's made up of 100% sex, and has the best hair ever known to man. His hometown is Atlanta, Georgia.

fan 1: so you saw Woe, Is Me last night?
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!

by austinwim August 7, 2011

austin pipeline

An Austin Pipeline is capturing a log of feces. The log is then frozen and subsequently inserted into the rectum of a woman.

Can you stick that Austin Pipeline in my ass?
Let me stick that Austin Pipeline in your ass.

by Lemur225 February 13, 2014

Brooke Austin

Noun: a girl who sleeps around with every guy she meets. She has a new boyfriend every week and is known to carry diseases. If you see or hear of any Brooke Austins, run. A common trait of Brook Austins is snaggle tooth where the front teeth are bent inward and beyond noticeable. They tend to be very loose to the point of fisting and strip at clubs while giving lap dances to multiple men on stage. Don't be a Brooke Austin.

Guy 1: "who's that hoe with the snaggle tooth dancing on stage?"

Guy 2: "Shit, that's a Brooke Austin! Let's get the fuck out of here before we get Hep."

by pseudonym25 June 19, 2014

Austin, TX

The capital city of Texas. Known for it's live music and all the Californians who keep moving there. Basically the place for you if you want to say you live in Texas but hate most of the state.

Guy: Hey why is Austin, TX the capital of Texas? Isn't San Antonio larger by population and area, more diverse, and more historically relevant? And doesn't it have more to do?
Other Guy: Well yes, but Austin is more centrally located I guess. Look do you want more annoying people to start moving to San Antonio?
Guy: I guess not.
Other Guy: Then don't complain. They might ruin it too.

by Troi_Baker June 3, 2021