Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021

ball joint

A club with about fifty guys all staring at the only female in the whole place.

How was Johnny's Hideaway tonight...lot of talent there? No, it was a total ball joint.

by firstbornunicorn21 April 28, 2025

joint

A female that’s close to your age

Aye that joint over there bad as shittt.

by JayShow July 17, 2022

joint school operation

an piece of written homework that you do with a partner

a competent teacher will be able to tell the difference between a joint school operation and an individually plagiarized homework

by Sexydimma July 14, 2015

jointed up

Originally a Los Santos slang word, meaning you are the shit or someone is the shit.

Drakeo: I been joint up nigga dead homies!
Frostydasnowmann: imma joint so dont bring me around no lames if they ain’t jointed up like myself.

Random: he really thought he was jointed up tho he just got an ego

by ThisDick_ June 13, 2024

Trib Joint

A Trib Joint is when 2 pieces of wood are notched so they locate within one another, mimicking a sexual act usually performed by lesbians.

Dave, we need to make a shelving unit for the bookstore, I was thinking of using the Trib Joint construction method.

by Squaville November 29, 2019

Joel Joint

A joint that has 0.5 or less in it that is really skinny and fucked.

Danny rolled up a Joel joint We should spark it up.

by NIhad Ajdarpasic October 18, 2021