He's always cooking up that Thaddeus Fried Chicken, he's good at math, and loves the color purple. He is also a baker and loves making cookies for all of us to enjoy.
Thaddeus Baker : Purple
Me : AHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022
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A big cock motherfucker from Texas that drives big trucks and has a dick game that’s is A+++++ and he’s a sweetheart and makes you breckfest and is just all around a cowboy casanova
by Jamie hardy September 5, 2020
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The best person to ever exist and Eve Baker is also really attractive.
chad: wow look at her!
alex: thats eve baker!
by totallynotkylie November 26, 2020
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It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .
"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"
by TankR November 26, 2020
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A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.
Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."
by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022
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AKA the 22 stone milf. A PHAT MILF who spoils her kids and has 5.6 x 10³ chins. Her kid is a racist and pedo.
U heard about Kerry baker g?
No, why?
She's a MILF!!!
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a joke made based off of hannah baker’s death, where she slit her wrists in her bathtub
person 1: “i haven’t watched 13 reasons why but i wanna pull a baker”
person 2: “what’s that?”
by hey im here September 24, 2022
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